Fashion Statement?

If you were at Southbrook Church this past Sunday I'm sure you noticed Pastor Rob's new shirt. Pretty classy, huh? Well, apparently this has created quite a stir among people. Several stories are circulating out there. Here are a few:

Pastor Rob has a new toy - Did Pastor Rob purchased a new BeDazzler? It certainly is possible. After all, he has admitted that he is often up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep. He may have purchased it in a weak moment for a really great deal from an informercial! If it's true, I just want to know: "Hey Rob, can I borrow your BeDazzler?"

Pastor Rob is starting new style - He's calling it "TinkerGrunge." It may not have caught on yet, but as soon as it hits the streets your going to wish you had gotten in on this one early! Are you "with it"? Make sure you sport the latest TinkerGrunge-ware...check with the Southbrook Store and pick up yours now!

Pastor Rob is writing a new song - "Rhinestone Rob-boy" is set to hit radio stations later this week. How will it do? Will it sweep the nation like it's predecessor?

There are other rumors floating around. We have yet to get to the bottom of this. I will share one last possibility with you all. We recently overheard someone say "Come on guys, let's not be so hard on him...it may have been dark in their room...maybe he accidently went into Michelle's closet."

Maybe...

Water please?

When I go out to eat, I tend to be rather...how shall I say it...cheap?  I hate spending lots of money on something I can get cheaper at the grocery store.  Often Nancy and I will just order one meal and share.  Why pay for two meals that we will never finish?  In addition to my cheap eating out habits, I prefer to drink water.  I don't like soft drinks (soda, coke, or whatever you call them).  They are full of carbonation and sugar...bleh!  So I order water.  Just plain water.  Not even bottled water.  Just give me a glass of water.  

And wht do I get?  I get a small cup...a cup so small that I'm lucky if I get two sips of water!  I have to get up every other bite to go refill my water cup.  Panera Bread is one of the worst.  Their 'water' cups are about the size of those small cups you use to give liquid medicine to kids!  

So, why is everyone so opposed to water drinkers?  Maybe you think water drinkers don't get as thirsty?  Of course, I know the real reason.  You're punishing me for not paying for your overpriced drinks.  Well - what you are saying to me is "you don't matter to us because you happen to like water."

Every now and then I happen upon a restaraunt that will actually give me an adult sized cup of water.  To you I say "Thank you."  The rest of you?  You annoy us water drinkers.  Maybe I should just bring my own cup?

Wow...what a night!

Our little girl has picked up a bit of a cough (again). I woke up to the sound of coughing in my ear at 3:30 this morning. <*yawn*> So I picker her up and took her back to her bed. I got back in my bed and slept...until I heard a loud BANG! It was Kelsey...she had tripped on the dog. She climbed back into our bed at 5:15am. <*yawn*> Sooo, instead of moving her again, I decided to get in her bad.

I laid there - in and out of sleep. I started to notice a strange smell...so I felt around...nothing wet. Back to sleep.

I woke up again, crawled out of Kelsey's bed and went into my bathroom. Kelsey was taking a bath. A few minutes later Nancy walked in and said "Kelsey, did you wet your bed last night?"

She looked up from her bath...and said..."yeah."